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[10 Jul 2008|08:40am] |
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No, you don't have heat stroke.
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[05 Jul 2008|01:12pm] |
Show of hands, who all still has their hands after the explosions fireworks?
Hangovers, please form a line.
Indigestion. Eat some Tums? I don't know.
Who messed up the lab while I was out last night? >:O
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[29 Jun 2008|12:45pm] |
We took Pop to the airport on Thursday. I promised him I wouldn't cry would take care of everyone while he's gone. I'm taking vacation from work to stay here and put bandages on people and drain Duckie of all her blood.
Please, no one get really hurt or die while he's gone. It would somehow appear to be my fault.
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| true story |
[26 Jun 2008|09:21pm] |
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And that my friends? Is why I don't watch television.
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| not to be seen by the public. |
[20 Jun 2008|12:37pm] |
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| some sharing and a PSA. |
[16 Jun 2008|10:41pm] |
Took Pop bowling for Father's Day yesterday.
Pop bowled a 300. I bowled... you know what, it doesn't matter! My score. Doesn't matter. Pete, don't you dare tell anyone.
Speaking of the old man, he's going to be going to Japan on the 27th. It's the 27th, right Pete? That's the second time I referenced my brother in this post.
For all of you, this means:
- Medical concerns. Come see me. I'm technically a paramedic, not just an EMT. Yes, there's a difference. I cannot preform brain surgery, but I can stitch you up if need be.
- Technological concerns. Go see Pete. Man's a genius.
With our powers combined, we are the Replacements for Hank.
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| Facts, thoughts, etc |
[10 Jun 2008|11:55am] |
1. Jack's taking us to Disneyland
2. Pete, you owe me $5.
3. I hope the landscapers don't plant lavender. Or lilacs. Or petunias. I'm allergic.
4. And I'm not going to talk about the Hulk. So ha.
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| facts! |
[03 Jun 2008|12:32pm] |
1. Playing chess with Fisk tonight. I would say wish me luck, but I don't need it.
2. More than 80 percent of the radiation we are exposed to comes from such natural sources as sunlight, soil, and certain types of rocks.
3. It's getting warmer out. I HATE IT.
4. I don't believe in ghosts.
5. Cashews = delicious. (non-fact: I think Cooper and Jay have been hoarding them. I propose a search party.)
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| private. junior McCoys only. |
[01 Jun 2008|12:25am] |
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( PETE! )
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[29 May 2008|11:09pm] |
1. I don't mind the rain. I do not like mud. Nah, I like mud.
2. An average person exhales approximately 2.2 pounds of carbon dioxide per day.
3. My dad doesn't like the rain.
4. I threw up. :( Too many hot dogs. Pete won $20 off of it, though. The hot dogs, not the vomit.
5. In 1799, Count de Grisley became the first magician to saw a woman in half.
6. They're making me take some classes for work. Some new policy and some new machines. The future is so bright I have to wear shades.
7. The month of May was once known to Anglo-Saxons as Thrimilce, because during this month cows could be milked 3 times a day.
8. There isn't an 8, I just want to say, you could have been milking your cow three times a day.
Now, a to-do list, just like Jack.
- Do some stuff.
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[20 May 2008|02:22am] |
1 Rosie Kincaid is a crazy person who cannot be trusted.
2 Pete's fine. While he's resting, I'm doing the IT stuff. This is kind of nice! I could do this! Way easier than the medic gig.
3 This t-shirt is really soft! Is it Hanes? Is it the fabric softener? I do not know, but I am most pleased!
4 I'm going to watch Blade Runner with Pop. BBL.
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| thoughts on medicines. |
[18 May 2008|04:19pm] |
I'm not really sure if laughter is the best medicine.
Getting some sleep was a good idea, though. Not a cure, by all means.
Pete being injured and my love of cake really has my mind clouded.
I would also not consider cake a good medicine. And no. "Cake" is not a euphemism for anything. Baked goods, people.
Those spines that stegosauruses have are called osteoderms. TRUFAX.
( ROSIE )
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| important message from yours truly. |
[11 May 2008|11:58am] |
Today's Mother's Day! Go pick some dandelions or make a macaroni necklace. She brought you into this world, the least you can do is get glitter and Elmer's on your hands.
My mom's been dead thirteen years. She was smart. She was beautiful. I told her that all the time. No regrets! Tell your mom she's pretty. Because all your moms? Pretty. That's right, you all have hot moms. Especially you, Benjy.
And lastly, I have a huge bruise on my chin. Kids, don't forget to tie your shoes. Even McCoy genes couldn't save me from that awesome face plant.
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| A worry and some useless information for you. |
[09 May 2008|02:21am] |
I hope Quin isn't turning into a zombie. Quin, were you bit recently? Are you itchy and hungry?
I think I'm going to prepare myself and watch Dawn of the Dead. And Night of the Living Dead. And Shaun of the Dead, for good measure.
Translation:
I'm bored and have the next few days off from work.
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| 2 messages and a thought. |
[03 May 2008|03:20am] |
David, are you able to access the computers yet/again? I'll take radio silence as a no.
Jack, you owe me $20.
Everyone else, Drama is for the Llamas.
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| Things I've Discovered: |
[24 Apr 2008|06:03pm] |
- My MetroCard expired*. This is a note to myself to remember to get a new one.
- Hang up your phone when you drive. Red means stop.*
- I should write a Living Will.* Here goes: Pete McCoy gets everything.
- Jack's dog likes me better than him.
*I went back to work and found out I couldn't use the public transportation. My darling brother Pete came to get me. Long story short: one of the school's vans is in bad shape. Ryan, think you can save it?
My cast is off a few weeks early thanks to a one Miss Duckie Worthington. Thanks again, you Goddess, you.
I know it's only Spring, but can we turn the A/C on? We've got a handful of Richie Riches here, we can afford it.
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| #7 Cryptic, duck thoughts, etc etc. |
[16 Apr 2008|06:26pm] |
Do you think the duck test is plausible in most things?
If a bird looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's probably a duck.
Discuss.
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Thank you to everyone who signed my birthday card. Pete, you're so thoughtful. This is getting tacked up on the wall next to the chicken poster.
I keep getting sent home early from work because of my cast. Apparently, it makes me nearly useless. I'll be dwelling in the labs with the other McCoys for the duration of the week.
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[11 Apr 2008|09:39am] |
Don't listen to anyone who tells you it's my birthday today. Ignore that cake made entirely out of Twinkies.
If you'd like, you could join myself and several other adults too old for dodge ball in the gym. I would also like to inform Heath/etc that if my father shows up, he has to be on our team or we're boned.
After that, Pete and are going to see the new lemur exhibit.
"The more things change, the more they remain the same." - Alphonse Karr
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| thoughts. #5. |
[06 Apr 2008|10:26pm] |
- I think some part of my dad was happy he had people to fuss over. Not that he was pleased at the injuries. But you know how he is.
- I'm not going to work tomorrow. I have a cast on my arm that I can't explain to them. I have to lay low. On the down low. Oh yes.
- Pete's neck is back.
- Alicia Tilby-Rodriguez hasn't a shred of journalistic integrity in her body. Ugh.
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| vaguely important, shallow thoughts by Phil McCoy. |
[31 Mar 2008|10:52am] |
If something you have is made of glass and it's broken dispose of it properly. Seriously. Unless of course, magic did it. Oh, I bet magic did it. It's quite possible magic did it. I am working a lot this week, so if you need medical attention? Go find the blue hairy McCoy. Not to be confused with the spectacled hairy McCoy. Pete will help if your computer needs medical attention.
All my stuff is finally moved. Mostly books. I had a lot more than I thought. I'm in 108 with Pete now. We had a good run, Jimmy. I want to see those knee joints when they're done.
So I got this bruise on my chin. Don't ask me how. Let me just say this: you should have seen the other guy he's got a big bandage on his foot.
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